Suicide for Dummies
Suicide is the answer. Go ahead, what are you waiting for? Nobody loves you, you’re all alone and don’t forget, It’s cold outside. There is one catch to keep in mind while attempting to escape the mortal world, if you fail you go straight to jail (after being discharged from the hospital of course).
Of all the personal freedoms that we have in this country, suicide is not one of them. Christian morals have shaped everything in our lives, from the words printed on our money to our right of self-elimination. The bible says suicide is wrong; so by God we made laws against it. Legally you can commit suicide if you sacrifice your own life to save someone else’s. While self-sacrifice is legal and technically ethical, it is not practical because the opportunities are generally unpredictable and scarce. … Continue Reading









